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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess
brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

kanneki-ken:

Kanekeys

kanneki-ken:

Kanekeys

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

hipstergrind:

bendapoapsis:

oh no…

nothing was the same

"Peter, I know these last few months have been hard for you. But I’m going to a better place and I will be okay, and I will always be with you. You are the light my life. My precious son. My little Star-Lord.”
excepttheeyes:

True friendship.

excepttheeyes:

True friendship.

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

mariowiki:

whos ready for some all-star mode

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt