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netlfix:

imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

thisisthemaxwellmurder:

A few tattoos I’ve done on my lady over the past two years @pixiegibbons

thisisthemaxwellmurder:

A few tattoos I’ve done on my lady over the past two years @pixiegibbons

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??